There are two kinds of people in the world: those who know the difference between the noun ‘advice’ and the verb ‘advise,’ and chumps.

Should we all pray intently for Chris Pratt to go away, and should he not do so, wouldn’t this be irrefutable proof that there is no god?

Yeah, sure. Tell it to the prisoners at Abu Ghraib. You worry about the MPs if you like but my sympathies remain elsewhere.

Yes, never forget that MPs must live in dire fear of ‘legal consequences’. What a burden.

Only 30 episodes in but the quality of Better Call Saul nudges ahead of Breaking Bad for me. It’s so tightly plotted, often comic but without ever upsetting the overall tone of invariably tragic. The stuff with Chuck’s illness and his attitude to Jimmy despite all the care he gave him has been incredibly well acted…

You heard it here first: nothing matters.

This family’s racist patriarch is quite literally the most powerful person in the world

I believe Paul Blest is white. Based on this post, I think he’s okay.

Wow, that really works? Still, I can’t bring myself to ask someone to ungrey me. I’ll just wait around until they surely eventually realise that if someone can be trusted enough to comment like a normal person on one of the Gizmania sites, they can surely be trusted elswhere.

I just finished Jermaine’s book. Spoiler: he doesn’t think he did it.

Great first step. The next is a moratorium on further reviews of episodes or related coverage on AVclub, Jezebel, etc.

If you’ll pardon the laboured, but entirely apt pun, at least he’s not droning on.

If I may respectfully add, fuck Azealia Banks, confirmed racist.

“referencing something obvious and, if they’re feeling ambitious, having it get kicked in the balls”.

Palestine is under an occupation by Israel. Fact, not propaganda.

Including free thinking musical geniuses.

Jimmy Saville, Robert Mugabe, Benito Mussolini... being knighted isn’t necessarily an indication of quality. It’s a club I’d never join.

Fingers crossed!

Still, it beats Trump University.

And as you pull those latter ones out the cashier asks politely “could you pay with a credit card?”