Drag has a long music hall history in Britain, for one thing.

Country isn’t a proper noun. What do they teach them in these schools?

Don’t you dare forget Jermaine!

You get a far more superior attitude from not and never owning any kind of mobile phone, despite all the moaning about it that you get from your friends and family. Hello.

Yeah, thinks it makes you die young, which does explain why he’s both old enough to be brain addled and extremely out of shape.

Can he even be expected to run? After all, those are the bad feet that kept him out of the army.

Even as satire, using the word ´butthurt’ should be beneath Jezebel. Seriously.

I heard the Lunachicks name about a thousand times before the pun on ‘lunatic’ dawned on me. Some of them are just blind spots, I s’pose.

Since apparently no-one else is brave enough to tell the truth, I suppose I have to: Melon Collie is a terrible pun, Billy.

While I agree with other posters that your article is well written overall, I also think your conclusions are somewhat unfair.

Not to mention, he was from the Middle East.

I’ve never seen any of the (seven?) Fast and Furious films, but I have seen Torque (in the cinema, at the time, with my then girlfriend). Do I win some kind of prize? For dubious taste, perhaps.

MJ did steal plenty (like the chanting part of Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’ which is well documented and was legally resolved ). Still, he was quite good.

So... did he get that perfect Pac-Man game or what?

The Lotto Curse is real.

Don’t afford the Lords so much credit. For one thing, given they only turn up when they feel like it and only need to occasionally be awake, calling it a job (as opposed to a ludicrously outdated privilege) is a stretch.

Considering the amount of clicks Jezebel has gotten from the Kardashians, that’s just a little rich.

I’ve never seen it. I think I win.

Stick a hot rod on top and you have Megas XLR.

The whole thing was incredibly one-sided when it came to media representation but the BBC, and programmes such as Today on Radio 4 consistently held the yes side to a standard that they did not hold the no side to. Resulting in various protests and complaints, which were ignored.