Okay, one person’s hilarious is another person’s disapproving frown, I get that, and I think this film is a million miles away from good. But what is objectively true is that saying “everyone who read the script thought it was special, even Quincy Jones” is in no way supported by a quote from Quincy Jones saying he…

And if you still think I’m an idiot after reading all that...

Many clubs are, or have been sponsored by alcohol producers, but is it hypocrisy to suggest footballers shouldn’t be drinking it, or common sense?

Those fuckers gave us this because they couldn’t handle a woman being in charge.

Pitch perfect characterisation. We really need someone to tweet this article at him line by line.

I must find out where the paranoia thriller villains are playing next. Those guys rock.

If the only PBS show you can cite to defend against Trump’s cuts is the one show that was drowning in red under Obama and now on premium cable, then you need to work on your arguments.

I don’t know but I don’t think it matters (personally). When you cast an actor you’re saying they’re able to portray a particular character but they may have lots, or nothing in common with the person they are playing. An American might put on an English accent, Tom Cruise might stand on a box to simulate being taller…

Katy Perry could cure world hunger, unite all faiths, end climate change etc. But until she invents a time machine, goes back and erases the blaring foghorn nonsense of ‘Firework’ from history... do not like.

The rules for acting are as follows:

That man looks weary. Just one of the many, tragic side-effects of a debilitating spray-tan addiction.

It’s predominantly you want.

I see... let the record show that I now regret my intervention in this matter.

Maybe that is the norm for some or even most people. Personally I find having more than one novel on the go at once enjoyable; I have a choice of what to dip into. Same goes for games - though just now I’m playing through both Oracle of Seasons and Oracle of Ages and they’re practically the same (but still great).

Some people only read one book at a time too. But, I’ve always thought that was akin to only ever watching one TV channel.

This includes selling services for real money

“Gamer drugs” are a thing? Fuck, I’m getting old.

Which one is Risa?

I read so many comments online from right-wing Trumpers going on about the ‘facist’ left supposedly preventing Milo’s free speech. I can’t wait to hear what they have to say about this.

McGregor’s contention that the leaders in power can’t affect your everyday life or otherwise fuck you over if you have a positive mindset and simply find what you want to do then do it is breathtakingly naive and wrongheaded.