This response is far too reasonable.

Enough 3DS. I do not own one. Tell me what my 14 year old Gameboy Advance can do.

I'm an impartial observer from a far-off land (Scotland).

I did that with Phantom Menace - covered my eyes when the trailer came on TV, and avoided all publicity. And it was shit. But I'm employing the same strategy with the new Star Wars film, regardless.

Truly, this is what the internet was invented for.

Thank you, I enjoyed this article.

R-Type is full of Geiger-esque protuberances. And that pink thing (top/centre) is a penis.

Not that I've played it (or ever would), but she is tied up in the cover art and the title is probably a bit of a giveaway as to the nature of the sexual relations...

Come to think of it, they should make it a VR-enabled sex console NOW, if that isn't already the plan. They'd win the next gen easy.

I was just referencing the phrase used by Luke Plunkett in the article, but to be honest, I'm not 100% sure. Maybe you should give me the once-over Dr Zoidberg?

Side issue, but as an actual Scottish human myself, if only the accent was the worst thing about Braveheart.

This game is obviously a recruitment tool for the British secret service (or perhaps the Polish equivalent).

"Done with" meaning "finished" is another recent Americanism I really dislike, but the point is it's choice, it would be silly to brand those who use that as 'ill-educated'. A simple point which goes back to make nauseous/nauseated... but hey, we've gone off topic!

I must add, incidentally, that Webster and everyone else has to acquiesce to the ultimate arbiter of language: usage. Hence we both have to accept the stuff we don't like (although neither of us is acquiescing since we're both complaining about it).

Perhaps. If you're American, which seems likely, you are pronouncing 'nauseous' incorrectly anyway (lazily one might think).

'Nauseate' means to make nauseous; and to make someone nauseous is as valid in grammar as nauseating them. Mr or Ms Bokbunzajoo could have used either version and your option is merely stylistic usage. It is neither more or less correct.

You don't know how to feel? You should feel like a fascinated spider, unshedding its volition in a sparkling wave of crystal truth. Or, you know, something.

- what about them?

This is the bit I don't understand.

I agree about the lack of a point. I struggled to see where it was going. What it was for. Bit of an information dump.