There better be a song about corn nuts.

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!

So lasers come out of my hip bones? My crotch-but-not-crotch area?

Where's cis privilege for you as a cis woman? Well, you're automatically accepted as telling the truth about being a woman. You aren't barred from using women's restrooms. You don't have parents throwing you out of your house because you're a freak. There's more, but these all come down to one thing, which will be…

You Terfs are ridiculous and not subtle at all. Fuck outta of here, you basic ass bum bitch.

Ooh, a TERFer! Tell Cat hi for me and also that she (and you) are awful people that spread misinformation, lies and outright hate. Toodles!

As someone who has written a song about Jon Hamm's penis on Jezebel, who has posted this gif in response to mentions of Biblical scholar Reza Aslan, who lewdly and vocally melts whenever I can kind of see Rosario Dawson's breasts... I don't think I'm in a position to get high and mighty here.

#owningit

(That said, many…

Oh my god, the thong trumps the "hostess gift" my mother gave me at my daughter's birthday party: a pepto pink house dress that would have looked lovely with some curlers, terry cloth slippers, and falling-down knee highs. I was 8 months pregnant at the time and she kept saying, "It's a robe!! It's not a house dress.…

Here's what happened to me: my mother in law bought me a lace thong as a gift. Then my husband and I were prepping the turkey, and rinsing it off, and he dropped it into the bin and doused me head to toe in raw turkey water. My mouth was open. Then, day of show, my in laws (3 of them) took a combined total of 8 shits…

This is why those random geeky kids magazines are awesome. I think I read an article about the artists who do fake food when I was nine.

Oh I'm so sorry it's not you! It's the 5000 comments in other places we got from people all idignant about stupid fat Americans at Jezebel celebrating food being wasted while people starve. Sorry; I snapped at you and shouldn't have! I should update my post with this point. Thank you for pointing out my reaction was…

I had to Google it to make sure it was the word I thought it was. I don't think it's the word the court thought it was. Or maybe they're just concerned about all the other fetuses in utero that are appropriated every day by other women that have no one to speak for them. :p

lol wut YOU MUST BE NEW HERE DAWG

This directly contradicts the findings that Dr. Jimmy Soul published in 1963. Many remember the white paper he released via the prestigious Billboard 100, where he posited:

And with lensflare.

In the land of no eyebrows, the man with the unibrow is king. Now is my time to reign.

If you're going to alter your eyebrows, might as well go Vulcan style.

UGGs are warm and comfortable! And easy on wide feet.