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early-umgeek
9/18/18
8:54 AM
610

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... Read more

9/18/18
8:53 AM
678

This is going to get to him bigly.  She could have written that his presidency is the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11.  She could have written that his wife is hideous looking and braindead.  She could have written that he is a grade-A asshole and dumber than a nutless squirrel.  She could have called his Read more

8/8/17
4:41 PM
248

Oh god. This is the asshole that’s gonna cause the end of the world? Not an insane genius, but this chucklefuck? Goddamn it that is just not right!

8/4/17
3:49 PM
14

Indeed. You can ALWAYS fuck a kid up and make them a monster, but you can’t ensure they’ll never become one.

8/4/17
2:59 PM
453

I’m going to be generous and say that sometimes you raise your kids to the best of your ability and they still end up assholes.

5/28/17
5:32 PM
1.1K

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

5/10/17
12:23 AM
57

Yep. I live in AZ, and don’t trust McCain any further than I could pick him up and throw him across the room. Let’s not forget that he actually tried to foist that idiot Palin upon us, trying to put her within a heartbeat of the presidency. He talks tough, but has the backbone of a jellyfish. He needs to retire, die, Read more

5/9/17
10:20 PM
377

She is just insufferable in every way. I really wonder what the count is for screaming off cam once the interview is over with her. Her little “irrelevant” quip, reality itself does not matter to her. Read more

5/9/17
8:19 PM
8

DingBat Don probably doesn’t see it that way. But I fuckin’ bet Comey does. 🎶Oh, There ain’t no strings on him...”🎶

5/9/17
8:08 PM
14

So they HAVE to know that by stopping supporting him, by humiliating him with firing him rather than asking him to resign, that by removing any possibility of a carrot he will immediately testify and sell them out like there’s no tomorrow. Which means this must be some aide who typed this up for Trump in a fit of Read more

5/9/17
6:57 PM
65

The implication that telling Trump that he isn’t under investigation is somehow an argument in Comey’s favor for keeping the job is one of the most unintentionally corrupt subordinate clauses in the history of political letter writing.

5/9/17
6:48 PM
56

stop thinking john mccain is going to do anything about it. as an arizona resident, trust me, he just comlects his check, reminds us he’s a war hero, and does whatever the republicans tell him to.

5/9/17
6:38 PM
8

how long till Congress sends a letter terminating and permanently removing Fanta Fuhrer from office?