CareNet set up a table at my high school during lunches. I was the first one to point out how horrible they are, and a couple of us went up to watch them interact with students. They were doing an STI activity that I knew was inaccurate, using just my paltry knowledge of biology. Someone brought one of their…

A state Rep in Arizona (a Democrat, sadly) was outed as a domestic abuser a couple years back... Of course the difference is that his own party ran him out on a rail and filed ethics charges against him the second the news broke. Behind the scenes, they all knew about it and all hated him already.

Pope & Associates will not take your case. GOOD DAY, SIR!

Gotta remind people to resist the urge to respond to the racist trolls that have already started. This story is beyond awful and it's not worth your time and energy to get into it with people who think this shit is funny.

I was going to go with pot and kettle.

As the article states and as I can personally vouch for as I worked on this case, Ms. Beltran tested negative for all drugs, other than Suboxone, before and after she was committed. She did everything right and weaned herself off it when she discovered her pregnancy. But last I checked, there's no intelligence test…

Actually, the whole premise that dark-skinned people don't have blonde hair is false, because blonde hair isn't exclusive to white people. People in Melanesia have evolved their own blondeness gene that is completely separate from the White European mutation. So she could potentially have naturally blonde hair without…

If you are going to keep a baby's sole food supply away from the baby for an entire day... that's a problem. The choices are either exempt breastfeeding mothers without child care, or allow babies in jury duty.

Dear Techinsanity2011:

This is exactly why I can't be an escort. Just the sight of those loons make my blood boil.

This morning I made a piping hot cup of disappointment for my husband. Rich black disappointment, tinged with regret and a sense of impending loss, served piping hot with two sugars and some cream.

So...he's a racist. That pretty much just ends it for me, period. All the other stuff is just shitty icing on the racist cake.

When I was young, my downstairs neighbor was a Jewish woman in her nineties who had survived the Holocaust. She and her husband were living in a Nazi controlled area (I've heard this story secondhand, so I don't know if it was Germany), when things started to get bad. She learned she was pregnant, with a child they…

Crocodile's a good idea. Or a flatbed full of gold bricks. Or a flatbed with a ninja in it. Or a flatbed with a —

Soooo, what if we inject poop bacteria from a really nice person into a person who is a total douche-canoe? Will it fix them? I'm only asking, because I know a few people who need this kind of science in their life.

All you have to do is have bacteria from the poop of a thin person injected into your intestines!

No swearing, drunkenness, burping, sarcasm or anything else unbecoming of a lady.