I’ve put a lot of thought into it and, in the spirit of democracy, think if we can change our election practices so that it is easier for people to actually vote, it’s a great idea to turn away from a bullshit policy that was put in place to disenfranchise people who the people in power thought were basically…

So first you scold us for gawking at the spectacle, going so far as to compare it to staged dogfighting...

Ballers has titties, Any Given Wednesday only has boobs

Nah.

Red Dead Redemption.

SHE IS CHEATING! HOW CAN YOU ALL NOT SEE SHE HAS AN AIMBOT INSTALLED. THIS IS BULLSHIT, BLIZZARD FIX THIS.

nerf dolores

This is a dumb comment.

It’s from a tv show called Masters of Horror. This one was called Homecoming and it was about dead soldiers who came back as zombies to protest the war that killed them.

The next line actually contradicts the first quite spectacularly.

Deadspin Editor: Hey Billy, did you go to that concert on Thursday?

I love Lil B. I love NY hip hop. I love Billy Haisley’s writing. I don’t get the need to smash NY to praise B.

Lol wut? What do you consider mainstream? ASAP Rocky, ASAP Ferg, and Joey Badass all get regular play on national stations, and Fat Joe and French Montana one of the biggest rap songs of the year.

This article belongs on The Ringer. I’m not complimenting you.

Clickbaity title? Oh boy that’s not good! Let us examine...

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

How in the fuck was this post not about this:

the reason Silver is getting increasingly pissy about this has a lot to do with his chief rival, Sam Wang, who has pointed out that, statistically, this race is the single most stable race in recorded history, hovering nationally around Hillary +4% outside of the two-week period after both conventions.

1. Silver totally fucking blew it in the GOP primary by insisting Trump couldn’t win, so he naturally felt burned and decided to retreat to Pure Data.

“a perfect example of what makes Blizzard’s game a different kind of competitive shooter.”