earlofsandwiches
EarlofSandwiches
earlofsandwiches

Still more entertaining than “Drops of Jupiter”

“But the only reason to mention Roswell is to play the “it’s aliens!!!” lazy story.”

who is that ? 

I remember when the standard was to cut the bread "boat style".  I ask for that now and they look at me like I'm an alien.

see i had the opposite problem. The place by me that was successful was a chain called Port of Subs.

When you can go to Pieology and eat for cheaper and have it taste better, something is wrong.

That implies they ever made decent sandwiches 

And with that, the country closes its door on the largest and most increasingly-depressing sandwich chain.

I’m not even saying this as a joke: if the NFL is that serious about protecting QBs, move to flag football rules for just the QB.

There is nothing more they can do, there is probably not a bridge on earth with as many warning signs/devices/lights.  This is STUPID drivers plain and simple.  

No, he should be given every cent of the money from the folks who wanted him to have it.

He should be taking lots of infield practice, cause he looks like dogshit at third base.

She looks pretty hot so I’m ok with it. 

I hate going old man yelling at cloud, but I really am getting a bit tired of all the faux outrage that ends up being targeted at people for truly mundane inoffensive things

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Hey a caricature of an F1 fan making a stereotype about NASCAR fans.

In N Out puts Bible verses on all their food packaging so I’m not sure why people were surprised by this.