I can’t believe that in 2018, this major sporting event was not being broadcast on TV. 

Golf sucks

True story. Some years ago, my wife and I were in a parking garage heading for the car after a Judas Priest concert. Close to where I was parked I saw a puddle of puke (really smelly), and in the centre of the puddle was a used condom. I don’t know how this monstrosity was created, but I will die with that image in my…

That goofy “I’m just making a silly face lol!” along with the half shadow profile picture scream insecurity.

You are all lucky he didn’t drive you way the hell to his dungeon.

I was out with a couple of friends drunk off our asses. After last call we jumped into a taxi and headed home. Halfway there I noticed there wasn’t a meter. I asked the driver what was up and it turns out we just piled into some guys car who happened to be parked on the side of the street. He put up no objection and…

I wouldn’t even know if I’d been paid or not because I don’t really look.

I think part of the problem is the American version is designed for an audience that needs to have a winner, or at least a group of people advancing to a final round. The course will always have a configuration where a few people can beat it in every filming to go to extra rounds. It seemed with the Japanese version…

The Eliminator from American Gladiators is an egregious miss here

Best final stage? American Gladiators (original) or GTFO. Just an endless barrage of semi-fit people getting mutilated by the best of 1980's roid rage.

Can we take a moment to talk about how very often the worst, most asshole-ish drivers on the road are ones driving company vans/trucks with the name of the company emblazoned across them? Personally, a driver would have to do something pretty heinous in order for me to feel compelled to actually call a company to…

That line is the WYTS equivalent of the final line from the Great Gatsby.  

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that’s almost 2 6-figure jobs. and what the fuck is your definition of rich if making more than 90% of households somehow isn’t included in your definition?

Giants fans have gotten two championships in the last eleven years with Dumb Andy Dalton playing quarterback and still find everything to complain about.

“Everybody believes in accountability until it’s their guy,” Colbert stated

This whole thing is a lot funnier when you realize that MoviePass was basically the real-life equivalent of Entertainment 720.

Currently the McD app also has a “buy any sandwich, other than double quarter pounder or bacon smokehouse, for $1" deal going daily until 9/30.

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

Sure - see “Uptown Girl”