This is the best internet comment I’ve seen in ages.

I have nothing against people enjoying whatever they want to enjoy, but the internet’s insistence that I should not just follow, but LOVE the soap opera aspects of the NBA is really irritating. It’s like it’s 90% player beef, 10% actual sport. I find regular season NBA boring as it gets and can’t understand how people…

John Rich seemed like a legitimately great dude on that season of Celebrity Apprentice. Also, awesome that famed asshole Mike Love was there. 

I’ve read more than one person who got food poisoning from the Boston Market, I don’t know how valuable it really is.

Not a fan of grumpy Drew. 

I will forever be salty and hateful about SABR because they had their official “branch” at the downtown San Diego library (back when I lived across the street) and because of them all the good baseball books there were “reference” books and couldn’t be checked out.

Let’s dispel this fiction once and for all that Lady Gaga doesn’t know what she’s doing. She knows exactly what she’s doing

I would say “Racially-Motivated Attack” because the headline makes it sound like the chair itself is racist.

Stone Cold got it right on his Twitter after the fight: “I love professional wrestling.” 

I call bullshit on the $4 case of Rockdale Light unless it was some kind of mega closeout. It’s the cheapest beer my local Walmart has, and it’s still $4 for a sixpack of pints. The light version is very bland but the regular Rockdale tastes OK for a sub-PBR lager. 

The best part was how the guy who got hit with the pizza wasn’t actually mad but some weird Boston bravado asshole streak made him half-heartedly try to start a fight with the guy even though his heart wasn’t in it at all. 

I know shitting on hot-takers is cool and he’s basically the patron saint of them, but the 14-year old in me will always love Jim Rome. It’s basically my internet commenter cred ruiner. 

I was going to say, you can’t blame the teams/owners for using the system to its most cynical end. The players need to be willing to blow up an entire season (possibly multiple seasons) until this gets fixed. I know the union is a lot bigger than other sports and the short length of the average career makes it hard to…

Maybe he’ll meet you in Temecula

In this comments section I learned that apparently a lot of people hate the Colts (!?!?!?!)

It looks down to me, but Deadspin doesn’t get a blog post out of it if it’s “officials correctly reverse bad spot,” so here we are. 

This doesn’t surprise me at all. When he was Bengals OC he would pull out these crazy trick plays and innovative ideas in week two against, I dunno, Washington or somebody, then run a pretty much vanilla/”fling it to AJ and hope it works out” offense against decent teams.

Do ANY other images of this movie exist? Feels like I see this stupid picture on this site three times a week.

1. When I saw NO-ATL went to overtime I was praying it would end up a tie. Didn’t get my wish.

In one game I saw the lineman just hugged the QB up until they blew the whistle (I believe it was in the KC-Pit game last week but I’m not sure). I would probably do that if I was one of these guys.