They slashed the budget to nada and shitcanned the showrunner, that’s why every season after 1 is crap.

Are you me? This is pretty much my story.

They even got that wrong, it actually equals RE2PECT

For a team that’s always a contender, they sure do seem to have a lot of dysfunction every year. Makes you wonder how many they’d win if they actually got on the same page for once.

That OK beer is available at some stores around me, I know I’ve had it but couldn’t tell you anything about it other than it’s kinda cheap and better probably than Keystone.

Once in college we decided to watch Lebowski and make White Russians. Fine, but a college budget can’t afford something like half and half, good vodka and Kahlua, so milk, bottom shelf vodka in a plastic jug and espresso flavored Nestle Quik it was! Tasted pretty much correct, but that mixture came directly out of my…

I have a co-worker who only likes football if both teams are in white pants. Yes, he’s a dude.

Where I came from, Blimpies were only in gas stations. I have to allow that Subway is better than Blimpie.

Maybe the Raiders can bring him back if Gruden doesn’t work out!

It’s one of those pizza places where you have them put toppings on in a Subway-style assembly line, then they cook it in like five minutes. Pieology is okay-ish but I think Mod Pizza and Blaze Pizza are both better.

The Walmart near my work has a Subway and whenever I buy something the Walmart bag smells like Subway bread. It’s horrible.

When I was a kid in the early 1990s I thought Subway was actually good. They changed their bread and started toasting and I think quality went way downhill.

I’ve been to Port of Subs before (way back in 2005) and I can concur that this is basically what it was.

I just enjoy the combination of nine out of ten NFL-related posts being about how bad/awful it is, and actual analysis of an NFL game being posted on the same site at the same time. Pick an editorial voice and stick with it. 

You’re supposed to mention the NFL is stupid and football is evil! Delete this post immediately!

Truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan.

Pocono is brutal and has no business having two dates. New Hampshire and Dover also suck. I don’t understand why Gossage is king shit of NASCAR and why Texas is so important. Anytime NASCAR-to-COTA is mentioned the response is “Eddie Gossage will never allow that.” I don’t dislike the track but it’s like NASCAR can’t…

They already made it so the light turns red if you’re overheight, and this has drastically reduced the amount of cans opened. They apparently can’t lower the street because (I think) the water main runs under it and it can’t easily be fixed, and raising the train track would cost many, many millions and be an…

Drew, Drew, Drew. I say this every year. I know you have to list a third of the league as being on the hot seat but Marvin Lewis is signed not just for this year, but for next year, too. Mike Brown will never, ever pay two coaches and Marvin is comfortably mediocre. He should never be on any hot seat list. Ever.

I’m certain this happens fairly reguarly. The question is, which circumstance do you think occurs more frequently?