God that’s a weird-looking motherfucker

That was almost as good as that Browns guy with his head in his hands and the graphic says HAPPY HOLIDAYS! and the Browns at 0-16

I’ve had eBay people message me and accost me about prices. How about, if you don’t like it, ignore it? 

It’s an easy layup in terms of clicks, takes little to no effort and nearly always preaches to the choir. It’s perfect for Gawker Media. “See who John Oliver TOTALLY OWNED last night!!!” It’s a tradition unlike any other. 

This is the part about LeBron that I don’t get: this is twice now he’s left Cleveland amidst talk that his supporting cast was crap. Which is fine, but didn’t he basically pick his supporting cast? Why doesn’t anyone mention this? 

nope

The constant talk on the internet about the Mission Impossible movies is the one thing I can point to and say, “maybe people who think virtually every post is paid for and everyone online is an astroturfer could actually be correct.”

I expected this play to be a true heartbreaker (and I guess it is considering the stakes) but it’s not like someone was camped and it hit off the heel of their glove. That was a tricky play.

I’ve lived here for four years and no, it fucking isn’t. 

I remember my dad being happy that JPIII turned it from a Spielberg franchise to a pulp trash monster movie series that was completely ridiculous. Child of the ‘60s, indeed.

In-n-Out is good but way overrated. I used to live equidistant to an In-n-Out and a Carl’s Jr. and I went to Carl’s more. 

He hit more dingers than a lot of entire teams back then. 

Now this is some bullshit because I am distantly related to him through his Kentucky side and he has never given me SHIT. 

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I had a friend in college who idolized all the grunge guys. I wonder how he feels that Cobain, Staley, Weiland and Cornell are all dead but Billy has made it.

This sounds sweet, do it

It’s certainly not an answer the normal “man on the street” would want to hear. I was surprised, as well.

Didn’t get in a fight but just before blackout time I remember calling a doorman at a bar a “train hat motherfucker” during a college bender. In hindsight I’m lucky he didn’t try to beat me up. Google image search “train hat” and you’ll know what I’m talking about.

Rainier beer tastes really good, one of the only things I’ll miss about PNW when I move

I’m over here excited because at this point we have to be just a couple years away from the trip-hop revival.