No doubt!

By “we,” do you mean Deadspin? Because I’m honestly not sure. Half the posts on this site are about him, so I don’t know what you’re going to do.

The NFL is more enjoyable when 1. If you’re a Bengals fan you laugh when they suck, and 2. When you only watch from opening whistle to final gun, then pretend it doesn’t exist afterwards.

This could void his contract, which would enable the Bengals to get rid of him without any financial issues. Who am I kidding, though?

Ah yes, the mark of a great actor is one who always plays a character who shares their first name.

Every country has hillbillies, they just aren’t always called that, and sometimes live in cities.

This is completely anecdotal but I didn’t notice endless pitcher-catcher conferences until the playoffs a couple of years ago (between every hitter and sometimes multiple times per at-bat), and now it’s become constant even in regular season games. The mound visit rule MIGHT help this, as well.

Or NBA fans could, ya know, just accept that it works the way it does because that’s how it works in pretty much all sports, and quit talking about dicking with it for no good reason.

Obama was also elected on the cult of celebrity.

THAT’S A WALK - My stepdad every time he sees more than one second of an NBA game

I’m not sure when it went from “you can’t trust fielding metrics” to “a 3B who hit 15 homers and got on base OKish should actually be a $30 million player because of his fielding,” but I’ve seen the thought on fielding shift enough times since 2002 to not trust it.

Statheads are butthurt because this market is screwing up their perfect fantasy land where “$/WAR on the open market” is meaningful.

Too far from LA, too far from San Diego, so you just go to the same mall and strip malls until you die, which at this point sounds OK to me!

Athletes are thin-skinned babies, and not that smart to boot. If they weren’t good at playing sports they’d be nowhere in life. That’s the lesson I keep learning every time they open their mouths. Can you imagine how someone with that kind of mentality would react if they had to interview for an actual job and never…

I can’t believe that 1. Pitt basketball tickets are $45 face and 2. He couldn’t find some guy with a handful for $5 each if he looked hard enough.

This article is at the top of the main page of the Oregonian today and I think it’s really irresponsible. “Woman says something.” OK? Evidence? Obviously nothing came of it after policy involvement? Not news.

The eternal mystery of McNair to me is this: was he super tough because he always played through pain, or was he actually soft because he was always hurt?

That’s the To Catch A Predator defense, aka the Chris Hansen

Jon, dude. Nobody has Astroturf anymore. It only worked on Astroturf.

For real, I just Googled it to see if it’s on a channel I can get without too much money and/or effort, because I honestly want to see what happens.