I was super into Brit pop in college and when they came out as Coldplay’s successor I knew I was done

The previews looked like a parody of a Spielberg/Hanks movie. Pure boomer-wanking at this point.

Seth Meyers, too. “Oh he BROUGHT THE LUMBER last night!!!!!” Real courageous, speaking exclusively to the choir on a show no one watches.

The best part about the Grammys is imagining that some awards are correct (like, I don’t know, Best Spoken Word) but then they get to a category you DO know about and the winner is total bullshit, casting doubt upon the whole thing. I bet the Spoken Word freaks think the Grammys are bullshit, too.

Am I the only one who gets Mark Schlabach confused with Mark Schlereth and always feel proud he made himself into this big investigative reporter?  

Sometimes I think the world of internet discourse is just a bunch of lonely idiots whipping themselves into a frenzy trying to see who can be the most upset about things they can’t control. It’s madness.

I never liked the show but it coincided with a phase where I watched every TV series on the planet so I watched it. Then they had a season where the budget was $5 per episode and it was just unpleasant people sitting around a farm bitching at each other while cicadas screamed in the background of every scene. I was…

Right, she doesn’t DO doping, she IS doping.

People who complain about this are way worse than the videos shot this way.

I’ll take “Art my daughter would do if she was a boy” for $500, Alex

Man that game was crap.

Ronald Reagan!?!?! The ACTOR???

Yeah, anyone who was a kid in the Bush I era knew he was really stupid. Like, that was his reputation, he was stupid.

What, exactly, did Dashboard Confessional guy do to his face to make him so... weird-looking?

Flamed out spectacularly in Denver, but I’m sure it was his offense that made the Pats great, and not Tom Fucking Brady under center. Proof of how much coaching incompetence exists in the NFL when this guy can again become a hot candidate given enough time.

I’m not surprised he’s large down there. His shoulders are massive!

In college it would have nullified it.

The review has been turned from “unless it’s obvious this should be reversed, call stands” into “let’s look for a reason for this TO be reversed.” It’s my number one pet peeve about the NFL and I feel it was enforced properly last night, although I thought both might be reversed on viewing the replays.

I know it doesn’t seem like it but someday the Pats will be 3-13. I take comfort in that.

Oh my God I didn’t realize JT was my age. You just explained so much to me. I can barely get out of bed half the time.