Along these lines I read a Reddit post this week about a woman whose boyfriend’s family insists that no one can have any personal time, ever, during “family time” which for them is two weeks straight at someone’s house. As in, the woman said she had to take a nap to get an hour to herself and they saw her not sleeping…

THE WEEKND’S LEGACY

I love the phrase “doesn’t necessarily” because it allows for the possibility that he does, in fact, deserve 82 games of torture.

John Landis killed Vic Morrow and two young children working illegally. Warrants mentioning

When the Red Sox won the Series (ps he went to Starbucks during Game 4, warrants mentioning) and he moved to Hollywood it destroyed everything about him that was relatable. He was no longer everyfan suffering along with all of us and our crappy teams, he was now Mr. Hollywood who was a douchey fan of the world…

implying

My dickhead step-cousin who was a huge asshole when I was a kid went there and was all over Facebook crowing when they were good, and is now strangely silent. So I’m enjoying this, too.

DOOT DOOT DOOT

SHIT you’re right

The reason Dusty has always been so well-liked is he believes in his players and has their back.

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Hey man, take it easy.

WWE is soap opera for jocks; Fast & Furious is for douchebags

witch mountain

he doesn’t even really feel that bad about it.

Silly Deadspin, you’re supposed to post one at a time on a sporadic and seemingly completely random interval until the season is half over.

Is there proof of this, or is this a “Craig James killed hookers” situation where internet people are trying to keep saying it to make it true?

Nantz gets fired up by watching NFL Rocks on a VHS machine in the limo

Carson Palmer’s knee gets blown up by Steelers = yawn. Tom Brady’s knee gets blown up by Chiefs = OMG TOM BRADY RULE

Makes you wonder how few votes it takes to get near the top, and how few readers really frequent this site