If any of the fans had been to Abners, they’d know that Donahue was doing them a favor.

Maybe it’s one of those Miami clubs renowned for their breakfast specials.

You had me at “Maualuga was at Club E11even at 8:30 a.m. this morning.”

But then how will all those student-athletes get compensated in the form of a college education?

Trader Joe’s recently started carrying what I can only assume is Bamba that has been repackaged. Different bag, same weirdly addictive taste despite not being particularly salty or sweet.

Yeah he really let himself go. An untucked bright pink button-down? Might as well be wearing jorts.

But Prisoner 24601 plays for the Bengals.

Normally I’d say he should stay in his lane, but I think he already knows how to bowl.

I noticed this shot and thought, “This is the look of a man whose future rests upon recovering an onside kick, scoring, recovering another onside kick, and then making a FG all in just over a minute with one timeout remaining.” Or maybe he was farting.

Nielsen’s decision to see the game in Iceland instead of Qatar at least shows that he’s no slave to scouting standards.

It’s all in the reading. If you read it without a rhythm or cadence it becomes impossible.

There nothing quite like the agony of recognizing song lyrics but failing to come up with the title or artist.

My first quizzo win was a Johnny Goodtimes-hosted game at Tap House. Those song mashups he does are so damn hard. He is truly a wandering game-master, part-man, part-myth.

“I can feel your anger, Martellus. It gives you focus...makes you stronger.”

This is of a Funbag question but whatever: who would win a Kumite-style fighting tournament held between the NFL owners?

If Richard Spencer didn’t follow basketball, he’d probably have no qualms including a guy named Kyle O’Quinn.

What’s the use of being tall when you can’t jump more than 3 inches off the ground?

Andy Murray played in what is apparently called a “See You Jimmy” hat

This is neither here nor there, by the way, but Secretariat didn’t win any of his 1973 Triple Crown races by 16 lengths, and he actually doesn’t appear to have ever won any race by that figure. The number most famously associated with him is the 31 lengths by which he won the ‘73 Belmont Stakes.