Usually it’s the losing team’s memorabilia that ends up in Mexico.

There should be a PGA trick competition. Like the Slam Dunk Contest, but whiter.

Wow, what Anas.

Caption for the title screen grab: Is this two dicks or what?

On the plus side, Fisher-Davis can now write about overcoming this adversity for his law school application.

Who gets sent to a lower circle of Hell- Bliss or Briles?

Going with the narrative he seems to believe, I imagine he thinks Chelsea’s Original Sin was having a lady team doctor.

“The courting ritual has occurred every Spring since the dawn of time. Observe as the defeated males make one last effort to assert their worthiness by engaging in violence with their rivals. Note the beautiful high-pitched mating call of the sexually active females in the background. Meanwhile, the parents of these…

Good to see Mourinho finally showing Juan Mata some love.

“Hey! Only one team in DC can kick people off their insurance, blame it on their life choices, and save money for the wealthy!”

Man, who knew Kawhi was so basic?

I think I might be concussed. Should’ve ingested more nanobubbles.

The sound you’re hearing is Steve Bannon banging his fist on the Resolute desk.

The Ben Simmons Point Guard Experiment Suffers Knee Injury, Will Miss 8-12 Months

Good thing he was wearing those leg sleeve things.

Suddenly, Phil’s decision to leave isn’t looking so bad.

This could’ve all been avoided if he hadn’t tried to Korean into that guardrail.

McCloughan said his bags were packed and ready to go, but then he realized he was missing a tee.

“Huh, my powers work on basketball players too. Mike Trout, you’re next.”

Nobody Tweets Like An Old Person Better Than Jerry Rice