That’s nothing. I’ve been pulling this off on defense at least once a game for years.

Good job, good effort

HeathROW

At least his tax refund policy should be pretty generous. For every $1 we pay he’ll give us $.25 back.

I had heard Rod was beginning to decline when he had trouble recognizing Faces.

I doubt that a soccer team in Charlotte would be entertaining anyway. Their preferred strategy would probably be to park the bus.

That does it! Now Polak’s never going invite Ferraro to go the bar with him and an Irishman.

It’s a good thing that that door, just like the Heat, stumbled on its white side.

I’m surprised Pondexter and Johnson got more votes than Mike Hunt and Seymour Butts.

What is it with Bills and the tide?

Honestly, the biggest revelation in this article is that an unbuttoned Phillies jersey has three Ls. Has this always been the case?

Luck doesn’t even need follow-up visits to get pain med refills because he can get relief just by standing close to his boss. One of the percs of the job.

So weird, Cleveland doesn’t have a professional football team either.

Finally a story that proves it’s not just his name; he really is a Tarantino character.

Are we sure this isn’t what she meant?

Somebody’s head is going to be Eakin tomorrow.

The Supreme Court has the authority to sentence people to eternal damnation, right?

Careful with that tone, Samer. Your disbelief might get suspended for the remainder of the playoffs.

“A disgruntled scorer with a franchise-destroying contract is available? Go on...”