Honestly I thought HOOP threw a classier fundraiser. The pigs in blanket were a nice touch

The players also refused to take the court when told they’d have to play on film. Said it would be too humiliating.

Damnit! Looks like the tank sprung a leak again.

Of course this happened in Chestnut Hill, the Park Slope of Philly

When first asked if Sports Illustrated could do a profile of him, Sam replied, “Sure, as long as you color within the lines.”

Whey to go

Don’t worry- I won’t let it go to my head. I mean if I did then my head would explode.

I’m curious to see how they’ll be judged at the Nuremberg Olympic trials.

Please tell me we traded the expiring contract of Chris Christie to Russia for a protected first and the rights to a 7' Moldovan

Where are you supposed to put your arm when spooning? I mean the arm on the side you’re laying on.

The net is still wary of abusers after all it’s been through with Josh Brown.

Is his name really spelled Druw or am I drenk?

To be fair, it's not called the Black-Star Game

Ok, but what if he did a handstand or became a regionally-famous pastry chef?

What would Sam Hinkie have to accomplish in order for you guys to write a positive article about him?

Wainwright was just trying to support Cardinals fans who won’t shut up about bird-on-bird crimes.

Khool.

Looks like the CC operator could've used more Springtime training

Depicted above: Old man yells at The Cloud

“Rub some cheese wiz in it and walk it off.” -Mandy Reid