God that comic was bad

If the van says “MI6,” then it might just be trying to drum up excitement for Tom Cruise’s next movie.

I saw this today and enjoyed it a lot, I think some of the reviews have gone a little bit over the top for it and it sags a little about two thirds of the way through, but it is an enormous amount of fun and visually is stunning stuff without any question, and the ending may just be my favourite to any superhero film.

I…

Also the Russo Bros pretty much said he was lucky (not because of the relm)

It really does come across as one of those insane conspiracy theory type events with the tinfoil hat and all, but it turns out it’s all very, very true.

The word of the day is “projection.”

One fucking person did ask that of Michael Cohen— if he’s such a liar and such a weak person, why did you hire him, and keep him on your payroll for a dozen years? Answer: “A very long time ago, he did me a favor.”

I’m skeptical about both Kelly and Mattis as well. Kelly because of his public statements and Mattis for having supported Jared Kushner’s lie about $100 billion in arms sales to Saudi Arabia. Mattis should have shut that down and instead he cosigned a blatant lie to the American people.

Only the best people!

Can one fucking person just ask him this in public? “If he was so dumb, aren’t you dumb for hiring him?” I know it won’t change any minds but it’s maddening he just goes on with his business every time he says something dumb. 

So he hired a person who is “dumb as a rock” for SoS? Why does Diaper Donny hate America?

I want Luis recaps of every movie. I’d happily watch a Youtube channel of Luis explaining Star Wars, Jurassic Park, and every other movie as it comes out.

What if...

You’re really going to complain about a “spoiler” of a freaking trailer? If you’re that sensitive to “spoilers” you should probably keep completely off the internet for a few months until the movie is out.

You forget why Tillerson was selected. Forgivable entirely, because the news cycle around Trump moves faster than a silverfish across your bathroom floor.

they better have Luis recounting the whole mess at some poing

“Rex Tillerson, didn’t have the mental capacity needed. He was dumb as a rock and I couldn’t get rid of him fast enough. He was lazy as hell”

Sign me up if Dazzler shows up too.

No. Just no.

I thought we all agreed to call this the Ant-Van.