I doubt he could point out countries on a map that have a Trump branded property except for the US.

I half expected this sophomore-level writing project to end like

I’m fairly confident this man-baby couldn’t correctly point out more than 4-5 states in THIS country on an unlabeled map, let alone correctly identify the countries of the Middle East

I’d bet he’d have a hard time picking out most of the red states on a map of the US, even with borders. 

Ask trump to point on a map without political borders;

Alabama proved that theory wrong.

The republican party, always ready to send YOUR kids to die in rice patty for capitalism... I mean democracy.

He’s leaving the Republican party and rebranding himself, so I doubt he’ll try to court the bonkers end of the Republicans while trying to appeal to the center.

RIP Jan Hooks... you would have done a marvelous Cindy Hyde-Smith

...and Dick Cheney, George aWol Bush, who couldn’t even bother to go to the Champagne Air National Guard unit his family’s wealth and influence got him into, Ghouliani and all of the other chickenhawk cowards.

Throw on some makeup and a wig, and that’s the face. Even the disturbing smile is on point.

Even GWB went to the front lines in Baghdad.

I drove through Ohio 2 years ago and was honestly amazed at the number of big ol’ Jeebus vs Hellfire billboards, etc, and this was just what I could see from the highway coming down from MI.

He vetoed the last incarnation of this bill, and this one is far nuttier than that one.

After numerous failed assassination attempts against him, Hitler did not allow firearms to be carried by the troops that surrounded him. Trump is not intelligent but he does have a cunning survival instinct.

I don’t think lazy is the word. He’s put a lot of effort into screwing people over his entire life.

He wants to run for an office on a national stage... though his anti-choice stance will hold him well for the national GOP, this bat-shit evil legislation wont play well. He will only sign it if he gives up on his future political ambitions.

Trump has spoken privately about his fears over risks to his own life, according to a former senior White House official, who has discussed the issue with the president and spoke on the condition of anonymity to speak candidly about Trump’s concerns.

If Dr. Smith and Lucille Bluth had a child.

Ahhhh, I don’t know. Even squirrels can feel fear — it’s a pretty primitive emotion. We already know he’s capable of jealousy, greed, anger, lust, and sloth.