And only six years ago it was “binders of women”.  The progress.

30 years ago, he’d be referring to AOC as that hot chick over there.

At least he used the phrase “really competent females.”

No, he can still stay a Dem and run with Keith Ellison, Sherrod Brown or Alan Grayson

“To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths!”

Griffin doesn’t have to be brilliant elite, he just has to be competent.

Bah gawd, that’s Nathan Peterman’s music!

Why is this so hard? Millions of people use this every day and have been for decades. Who has been stepping on their dick for years? 

On top of this giveaway, New York pays more to the federal government than it gets back. The deadbeat red states are living off of our tax dollars and we are going to get hammered with Trump’s middle class tax hikes.

My husband and I need to drink more. Tonight for funsies we bought a new smoke/carbon monoxide alarm online, having spent way too much time researching our options.

IM DRUNK AND I WILL LEGIT BUY A PIG RIGHT NOW FIGHT ME

Get this commenter out of the greys!

Quite.

It’s one of those old timey expressions that I don’t quite fully understand myself, though I am 100% positive that I am using it in the correct context. It’s quite possible the “hair on ass” imbues some sort of toughness or masculinity. I heard the expression first (and maybe exclusively) on construction sites.

It would indeed be enlightening to say the least. 

I would give valuable things, purloined from my betters, in order to hear Melania’s unvarnished thoughts on her husband’s philandering.

I’m sure she has let Donald know that, if she doesn’t get her way here, she’d be more than willing to confirm to the public Stormy Daniels’ allegation that he has a tiny mushroom dick.

If Bolton had a hair on his ass, he’d resign IMMEDIATELY.

So Melania has the biggest dick in the White House. Who knew?

Good to see the “Be Best” initiative doing its job.