How dare you besmirch the despicable Dr Smith by comparing Trump to him!

Don't forget ones that went so John Bolton wouldn't, in his words, "die in a rice paddy".

He's a chicken shit coward.

He might see it as a way to get the evangelicals behind him. It's a calculation, do you get more votes than you lose by signing it?

Yes, but he's leaving office too. I hope he vetoes it, but I think there's a non-zero chance he signs it.

Colbert gave him an easy reminder. Pleasure is the dancer, and Paradise is the club.

I think there's a chance Kasich would sign it. He's a lame duck and very pro-life. It's possible he realizes the bill is awful enough that he won't sign it. Possible. 

I'm shocked he didn't have his notes "act concerned". "It's Paradise, not Pleasure." 

He has a degree in geology, and trees grow in soil. He knows what he's doing!

Don't bother these guys with facts, their minds are made up. Also, Zinke has a degree in geology, and trees grow on soil, so he knows something about this. 

Thanks, I just threw up in my mouth a little.

“But, the Republican party is the party of fiscal responsibility. Surely they wouldn’t poll an expensive political stunt just for some votes.”

It'd be nice, but I feel like they're too professional to really ratfuck him. A mouse fuck? 

Going back to 2002, it seemed like the argument by Dubya kept drifting. They sponsor terrorists! No they don’t. They have wmd! Well, we can’t confirm they do. Lastly it seemed to be, per Dubya, “he tried to kill my daddy”.

Nukes? Toppling the Shah and holding hostages? I agree with you, there's way more hate for Iran than other similar countries. The nuclear deal with Iran wasn't perfect, but it was better than the nothing before it and the nothing we currently have. Forcing them to open up for inspection was a good thing.

You do know that Trump doesn’t pass legislation, that’s the job of Congress? McConnell has reportedly told Trump the Senate won’t pass anything this year. That bill that only affects about 3% of the prison population?

Its because Intelligence and Trump doesn't go together 

If they didn't want it to be funny, they should have asked Bill Maher to host!

And the Saudis have been funding terrorism for generations. Yes, Pakistan enabled the Taliban. But, it wasn’t the first time an “friend” was doing something like that (and it won’t be the last). If he wants to use that as a reason to review or cut foreign aid, I’m ok with that. But he’s singling out Pakistan just for…

Yup. Could Bloomberg do more? Yes. Could do better things with his money? Yes. Did he have to do anything? Nope. It’s his. If he wants to pay off my mortgage, I’d appreciate it, but I’m not entitled to a cent.