It’s all about perspective. When looking at Ted in his beady eyes, you know he’s lying. But when he grabs his ankles, Donald thinks he’s beautiful.

Bannon is the blue light special! It’s like Bette Midler in Ruthless People, “I’ve been kidnapped by K-mart!”

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

If by money you mean a dime, yes.

I don’t mind having them on, but they need to embarrass and shame them. Which, is what was somewhat attempted on this interview, but could have been more forceful. 

Trading for Tyrod Taylor would make a whole lot of sense. He's not great, but he's better than Bortles and dragged a worse team into the playoffs last year.

The remind me of the Neil O'Donnell era Steelers. Defense has to carry the whole team. You hope there's just enough offense. One season, they didn't win a game where the defense gave up over 17 points. 

Odds that she, or someone in her close family, is on public assistance? Immigrants come to this country to work. Illegal immigrants typically have taxes withheld and get no benefits from it. But all the white trash born here think they deserve to get their assistance.

When I was growing up, the wisdom was if you needed help, call the police or go find an officer. That they were there to help people. I've had this conversation with a friend, and anymore, I feel the opposite. There's so many cases of police abusing their authority, we feel like calling the police is the last resort. 

A lie is Trump saying he had the largest inauguration crowd in history.

I’d call that just being dumb. Getting played makes it sound like the Republicans resorted to some trickery to fool him. No tricks needed! It makes Schumer look dumber than if they needed to fool him.

A ruse is a trick. They didn't need to trick Schumer, they just straight up lied, and he for some reason believed them. If anything it makes Schumer look worse, because they don't need to resort to trickery!

Fuck off. There's a difference between Republicans reneging on a deal and being the victim of a ruse or con job, which is what getting played implies. You stupid stupid head!

Yep. It's not so much that Schumer got played, it's that the Republicans just lied to them. And if the Democrats stayed in Washington, they could muster a little outrage and debate, but the Republicans can pass with no Democrats voting. 

It's pretty damn pathetic that Turkey has the moral high ground on anything. Hey Donald, is the rest of the world respecting us? 

Yup. I think she'd have been better off holding this. I'm guessing after Trump said he'd pay for her dna test, she went ahead and got one. Then released this as soon as it was ready. She should have held it back and thrown it out the next time he attacked her. 

Outside Agitators sounds like a great band name, maybe Frivolous Lawsuit can open for them.

It's like subscribing to bark box! Every month a box with sorosbucks and some treats shows up!

I think you’re on to something. Bill Clinton was under the mask and Hillary was wearing one of Mark Judge! It all makes sense! And it made the frogs gay!

Did she commit perjury? Kavanaugh did. Multiple times going back to when he worked in Dubya’s white house. So he sure as fuck has no credibility. That might matter for a fucking Supreme Court judge.