My friend laughed at me because as the trailers came to a close, I put my hands to my face and whispered/pleaded, “please let this movie be good.”

She’s so full of shit. Like Trump, Griffin lives for publicity, good or bad. She did this knowing exactly what the reaction would be and she knew her career wouldn’t suffer because the Red Staters weren’t part of her fan base to begin with (she may have also thought that this would make her a hero to the left.) She…

I just watched Sarah’s new special. I liked it a lot. Especially in comparison to Schumer and CK’s disappointments recently.

Oh! So that’s why Michael Sheen hasn’t been on Doug Loves Movies in quite a while. Bummer, since he’s a lot of fun on that.

Her new special on Netflix is great. Highly recommend.

Thank you!

~ FOX News

In my heart of hearts, Leslie Jones is screaming “Slay all day!” for her.

I hate to be that person but, how do you know those kids are immigrants? They could have been born in U.S.A., as well as their parents.

May I suggest watching the Hasan Minhaj Netflix special, “Homecoming King”? He has a wonderful bit about Indian parents, spelling bees, and the power of conditional love.

I was following along with Dodai last night on Twitter. I couldn’t watch it live because my nerves cannot take it.

At the risk of sounding cynical, they appear to be more in love with their cute outfits than each other.

Police response to the events were in line with protocol for dealing with a hostage situation. A recently released report about the Pulse shooting takes this into consideration, noting that police protocol for situations like this should change, because terrorists are rarely wiling to negotiate.

I wish that people that play with daddy’s money would stop calling themselves “entrepreneurs.”

my god, they’re insufferable.

Beautiful people, doin’ what beautiful people do.

Tangent but opportunity to vent: In 2001 I was on a first date — a confident, successful, and very heavy woman with a smart, attractive man at my side — when the trailer for Shallow Hal appeared on the screen. A couple minutes of people almost gagging at the idea of a (heavy, sloppy) guy falling for a fat girl,…

Why is she so desperate to be seen as just a normal person? You aren’t a normal person. You spend $600 on a t-shirt; I buy my t-shirts for $2 at Forever 21.

She has a point. Whenever a man tells me to steam my vagina I spend all day sitting on the kettle. But when she does I mock her.

I was going to push a jade egg up my chocha and then saw a picture of Attractive Gwyneth Paltrow and said: aw hell no. I’m just going to wait for an uglier, less successful woman to sell me an expensive, one-way ticket to vaginal bacteria-palooza.