I keep trying to get my friend Glenda to send her picture even though she isn’t a celebrity, because she truly has the best awkward teen photo ever. FOR BEHOLD!

Lol he does. Like doing beer bongs and the like.

Yep. It’s rumored that he used his lover as a reference for many of his paintings of women. He’s better than Michaelangelo when it comes to slapping oddly-shaped boobs on male figures, but...yeah. That’s probably Salai.

Yesterday I had my 15 minutes of fame when Colbert retweeted my pic, saying that I get to be a celeb for the day.... because I was just that awesome.

True, Da Vinci was gay, but more importantly I’ve never seen a Da Vinci drawing or painting with a cross-eyed model.

I feel like this explains so much about Ryan Seacrest. In a good/endearing way.

I bet John Oliver was a total DUDE in secondary school. He has the look of a guy who could wreck shit up at a party.

Remember Donald Sterling? I recall he made one remark likening himself to a plantation owner and the players his “labor” and that really stands out as a remark when I see Adam Silver’s memo with that warning of his.

Also just look at the lack of paint. He definitely did not paint that woman. :p

“They think they’re gonna fine or fire Curry? LEBRON?

So EW (perfect name-ewww) omitted her but kept two brothas who were alleged to have abused their partners. Glad I no longer have a subscription, it is the print version of “Girls”.

I took exception to the “horny artsit” comment as an illustration student who frequently paints and draws the nude form, you disconnect from any sexual aspects of the study of human anatomy. studying the nude from is so important in order to build structure for stuff that isnt nude.

How can it be legal to force an employee to stand for the National Anthem? There were Jehovah’s Witnesses kids in my grade school who sat through the Pledge of Allegiance, for Pete’s sake. Do not tell me children have more rights than black adults.

That’s fine. The first thing I thought when I saw the headline, was “no he sure as fuck didn’t paint that, because it’s a drawing and there’s no paint involved.”

“No word on what the penalty is if the rule is broken.”

What about him? He was a womanizer, for sure, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say that he painted nudes because he was horny. He took his work and his competition with Matisse far too seriously to paint something simply because he fancied naked women. He also painted plenty of male nudes, too.

A better counterpoint…

This is so silly. You can tell by the weird boobs – many famous gay painters who weren’t familiar with women’s bodies (and straight ones too, but eventually most of those learned what boobs actually looked like) would just paint from live men’s bodies and add on weird fake boobs. That’s how you can tell which artists…

She has a bigger smile in this painting than the one with clothes.

That is a male torso with boobs tacked on.

I remember seeing an interesting theory that the Mona Lisa was Leonardo’s self portrait as a girl (it showed some interesting facial feature proportion analysis.)