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How is there literally no mention of the pitcher’s name in this article? Does she not actually exist?

Just. Wow. First, his introduction as the greatest human of all time was a bit much. Second, if you have to say shit like “that’s what a leader does”, you’re not a fucking leader.

One of the more common themes in series playoff rounds (e.g. NBA, NHL) is team aggression prior to the playoffs. The Blue Jackets had to play their ass off for every game after the trade deadline, and had basically been playing playoff hockey for a month coming into the playoffs. The Lightning, as the article points

I listen also, but Marchman hasn’t been a regular for like a year now...We just get shitty White Sox minutes and terrible food and air conditioning takes when he guests for Drew :)

Can we just assume at this point that ‘Por’thos is ‘Por’tnoy? Seriously, fuck off guy.

Let’s be honest, we all watched this for evidence of Drew’s mysterious illness/absence/injury. @shitty, everyone knows Drew has a terrible back. You broke Drew’s back, like Bane. Now Drew’s recovering in a pit in South America, watching this video over, and over. 

This was exactly my thought. Someone is washing Trumpy brains, and these assholes are the ones. Well--and Fox News. 

That was a waste of 10 minutes.

Hrm—initially I agreed, but then I remembered we took our almost 2year old and 4 year old to Disney World. They had an amazing time, even if they don’t remember it.

Please make this a thing.

Bryan is a goddamn thief. If the condiment comes in a pouch, you can steal it. But a full bottle? Fuck that. Unless that Chipotle gave your friend e. coli (likely!), he’s out of line.

I’m puzzled on the logistics. So, one tape had like 10 minutes of silence, then them saying ‘over here’, then like 5 more minutes of silence, then ‘you’re getting warmer’, etc? And another tape would have different lengths of silence, different sister, different words, etc? And then they had enough tape players to

Why the fuck is motion smoothing ON set as default? That shit looks like a god damn soap opera crew invaded my Luther episodes, and I want to face punch someone when that happens.

Me too dad, let me be in the picture too!

Also also, fuck THIS asshole. Fucking hipster douchebag.

Also, fuck this asshole.

Goddammit every time I see this picture, all I can think is how facking huge and stupid Drew looks...

+ 1 googol

Shit I’d add to the list: