Unfortunately, as I’m sure you’ve heard, Jason is no longer around to tell you anything about it

Welp, only one thing to do. Go back to collecting it the way the Romans did. On street pee receptacles for everyone! 

I can’t stop reading “2rd” as “turd”.

Many parts of suburban Philadelphia are wildly overpopulated by deer. As someone who frequently has to drive at quiet hours in the middle of the night, when deer seem to think the roads are theirs, I have permanent deer-related anxiety.

Swear to gawd.

He’s a freak, he likes cars full of doom.

not only was his Reefer Madness-style book that claims a link between marijuana and violent mental illness nearly universally panned by scientists

“Talk to the paw”

Yeah, Philly has enough homegrown racists, they don't need these out of towners! 

....like going to the meat section of the grocery store and seeing a random box of Pop Tarts there.

Oh, sure. NOW they’re cool with masks.

The city of brotherly love, the kind of brother that gives you bruises, noogies, wedgies, and swirlies.

One of my fav goofy animated bits ever. Love how the pig sidesteps at the last moment. I’ll be giggling like the village idiot for the next 20 mins now..

“Well, that’s what you get when youz guyz come down here actin’ like a buncha smacked-asses.”

a! I passed one of these on my ride to work today, and was reminded of this quote attributed to some Jalop whose handle I can’t remember.

No shit, I’m getting claustrophobic just looking at it.

Eh, I hear that saying about the best days of boat ownership a lot, and I get that people are trying to be funny, but I couldn’t disagree more.

You can’t spell snot without sonnet.

Pretty sure it’s an owl.

Hey, is that a Raptor?