It has potential. I’ll admit.

His involved a tank full of electric eels.

I second that nomination

I see the Jalopnik is strong in this one.

He couldn’t be any more Jalopnik without driving a ‘80's brown station wagon listening to Swedish death metal.

I herewith nominate him for the Hall of Fame.

Brits don’t mess around when they wanna be mundane, do they?

Wet Ass Peugeot.  

To call this car half-assed is to insult everyone who has ever put forth a genuinely mediocre effort to complete half of a task. This thing is like one-quarter-of-one cheeked.

I got one of those really phallic-looking Euro-style tow balls just as incentive to take it off when not in use.

So he needed head to transform. That’s a whole different show.

[Propeller noises]

My father’s 1973 Coupe de Ville was comfortable as hell - I used to fall asleep in the back seat on drives to the Jersey Shore.

Now I just need a bucket large enough to submerge my entire car.

I don’t understand, you didn’t know cross chaining was a thing? Even if your rear cassette was in spec in relation to the derailleur Shimano would tell you not to do it. 

every gun is loaded. i don’t care that you just checked.

They were usually accompanied by the Chicago Symphony Orchestra.

It’s the only way to be sure.

Damn right, kill them with fire AND nuke them from orbit.

Hope of hopes is that Clarence Thomas also caught a case from that event...but you know Republicans don’t let two black men in the same room at the same time.

I’d say an exhaust leak but maybe battery offgassing ?

your story seems to completely validate the premise of the article that the police are bad at deciding who and when to stop?