He’s a freak, he likes cars full of doom.

“Talk to the paw”

Yeah, Philly has enough homegrown racists, they don't need these out of towners! 

....like going to the meat section of the grocery store and seeing a random box of Pop Tarts there.

Oh, sure. NOW they’re cool with masks.

The city of brotherly love, the kind of brother that gives you bruises, noogies, wedgies, and swirlies.

One of my fav goofy animated bits ever. Love how the pig sidesteps at the last moment. I’ll be giggling like the village idiot for the next 20 mins now..

“Well, that’s what you get when youz guyz come down here actin’ like a buncha smacked-asses.”

a! I passed one of these on my ride to work today, and was reminded of this quote attributed to some Jalop whose handle I can’t remember.

No shit, I’m getting claustrophobic just looking at it.

Eh, I hear that saying about the best days of boat ownership a lot, and I get that people are trying to be funny, but I couldn’t disagree more.

You can’t spell snot without sonnet.

Pretty sure it’s an owl.

Hey, is that a Raptor?

It has potential. I’ll admit.

His involved a tank full of electric eels.

I second that nomination

I see the Jalopnik is strong in this one.

He couldn’t be any more Jalopnik without driving a ‘80's brown station wagon listening to Swedish death metal.

I herewith nominate him for the Hall of Fame.

Brits don’t mess around when they wanna be mundane, do they?

Wet Ass Peugeot.