Or he should stop browsing Jalopnik on lunch break and do it at work like a civilized human being.

160k, 22yrs, still no issues:

Charge your damn phone

Too soon?

No one survives to tell the tale

I’m surprised a Cars and Coffee Mustang wasn’t in this list.

I refuse to participate in another pun thread. I ain’t dune it.

Boggles the mind how a moron like this ever made a living, let alone became a multi millionaire.  

“I tremble for my country when i think we may in fact get the kind of leaders we deserve”

As long as we also end corn subsidies, funding to the Middle East to stabilize oil production, and tax breaks for oil companies I’m ok with this too.

I’d never heard of this. Wish it was still the case.

If it lasts for more than four hours, contact your physician.

I think they want it to be used for old muscle cars and trucks and the like. I actually want to use it on old 80s barges.

i’m the same way, but the reason is this - if my dick is in my hand, then i’m solidly in “me time” -don’t disturb my me time.

nice try. Berwyn, IL.

1. I live in this area. I could go on and on about how high racial tensions are in South Dakota. There’s a lot of outright hatred of Natives here. I myself have been called a Prairie N***** when I was 8 years old. And that’s not even a rare thing. I know lots of people my age (I’m 30) who have had that happen growing…

The real question is, how does one apply for these positions? I’d love to be an ambassador to somewhere unimportant, and I think I can pretend to be a conservative for the duration of the interview process.

“Here Yugo Again”
“Yumping Yugos”
“Yugo Girl”
“Yugo Boss”
“Wherever Yugo, There You Are”

I’m liking this.

They didn’t ask me, but Yugo Breaks Again is something I’d watch the heck out of.