You know, you can make jokes about it but I’m just steaming mad about the whole situation. No ifs ands or butts about it, someone just needs to sit this woman down and have a talk. No 2 ways about it if you assk me.

Actually, she’d be leaned over the bench seat, giving you a beej, while you steered with one knee (those old power steering systems were made for that), beer in one hand, cigarette in the other. You risked dropping your cig on the back of her head, igniting the three cans of Aqua Net she’d used that morning to get her…

It’s a blinker fluid reactor. Trust me on this, people.

I wonder if it will have electrical problems haha get it? Well it would be about the coolest golf cart on the block.

They may not have nukes yet, but those moves are da bomb!

+2 flowing locks

Dream of going on a commando mission or dream of going commando?

obligatory 70's pose

Well, alrighty then.
Enjoy your fancy enclosed entrance driveway area place.

But I’m starving, Kate, you’re pleading. I need a little snack before the dinner. Well, that’s what the giblets are for. Once you’ve put the chicken in the oven, throw ‘em in a pan with a little olive oil, salt and pepper and sear them real quick. Split the liver with your chosen partner because you’re not a monster.

Shit happens.

You may be tempted to push your Datsun 280ZX into a lake. Do not! For it is charming in its own way. Cool, even. And you should appreciate it for what it is.

Not necessarily true. If a vessel is constrained in maneuvering due to draft or other reasons then the sail vessel does NOT have the right of way.

It appears to be full.

In the span of less than a week, Trump has managed to bring the United States to the cusp of WWIII AND Civil War II. WHILE ON VACATION.

Genius.

I suppose you could put your keys on it, maybe a small coin purse. Based in my ever-expanding trove of heavy crap in my bag I would end up like Marley though.

Of course it puts Tiki in a bad light. Their torches are supposed to keep tiny little pricks away, and yet there they are...