Idk about you, but I’m not about to go retrieve my buddy’s dead body, I don’t care who he is.

Dumber mane than “Skyactiv”... didn’t think that was even possible.

Thats what you pass when you only eat powerbars.

It does! And eww!

Obviously you’ve forgotten “Puny god” in The Avengers.

This reads like an episode of Wheeler Dealers. (That’s not a complaint, btw.)

This is more or less the look that is perpetually on my face these days.

I think Donald may know a thing or two about not paying taxes.

Poor white trash with money is rich white trash. The guy eats well done steak with ketchup, for chrissakes. It’s a miracle he didn’t grab her by the pussy. He’s famous, you know. You can do that when you’re famous. This is the sort of incident which should dog a politician for months, but with Kim Jong Trump it will…

“She just doesn’t have that big explosion anymore...” Au contrair!

Came to comment this. Slightly sad I was beaten, but glad someone else caught it.

“Emptying the tanks” was my favorite part of the commentary, because the poop wasn’t yet known. Hilarity ensues.

Too bad that ambulance was a VW. If it were a Ford, the race team could simply tell the insurance company that the car was damaged in Transit.

“My left-front wheel was off before I hit the kerb”

Now that’s what i call an olympic size splitter.

The other Jalops therefore said unto him, “we have seen the S2000.” But he said unto them, “except I shall see in my hands the keys of such Honda, and put my hand onto the gearshift, and thrust my feet upon the pedals, I will not believe.”

The correct terminology is “Previously Owned”, it’s not “Used” or “recycled”... It is PREVIOUSLY OWNED WITH LOW MILEAGE!!!

Was the pizza the same price as a normal pizza? Asking for a friend.

Where, pray tell, is this magical pizzeria of which you speak??