earlburner
EarlBurner
earlburner

4-5 hours is tops for me, after that you just run out of cocaine and the hookers are all soggy......

Great, I’m old enough to say “back in my day,” awesome....

Reports indicate that the wheels on the bus were going round and round at the time of the incident.

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

I like big tires and I cannot lie.

BULLSHIT

Looks like the steering wheel is on the wrong side.

Man, that’s like a typical Wednesday morning commute for me. Except the corn dog. I mean, come the fuck on, who buys a goldang corn dog at a gas station or 7-Eleven and then eats it in the car, man? You buy those things at the flea market, eat them on site, then make an emergency stop at a Sheetz for a panic shit and

That was NOT a “leg wave” it was a code brown shakeout.

Good catch.

Someone should call Pollock Holmes on their shellular phone.

You know, to get to the bikini bottom of this.

Yeah, yeah, ok, I’ll sea my way out.

Since we’re talking crazy ideas here, have you thought about 3d printing a engine block. You said the goal was cheap and light right?

Ford GT. Not based on any real performance factors but they all still have one thing in common: 

Pure distilled essence of Jersey right there. Brought a little tear to my Jersey eye.

Are they aftermarket, or original equipment?

 500-ponies at tits massive

Because you wanted to.

ow

I want to like, put it on one of those stands for fancy magnifying glasses so it can be displayed in my office.