Heywood Jablowme

I applied to be a storm trooper.

Those are some seriously limitless depths....lots of heartless assholes out there

JFC. So many stupid, stupid people in this country. :(

No, just Pandora’s Mouth at this stage. The Box is phase II.

after paying for the S90 Excellence, I suspect my shoe compartment would look more like this

And my brain goes into survival mode every time I get on a plane (or, behind the wheel, or...) and it starts before I leave for the airport.

Fast. Neck-snappingly fast. Very fast.

God, when I see those people riding their fixie bicycles in their Chuck Taylors, smoking their Marlboro Reds, I just want to just pull over, turn off NPR and jump out of my Audi to beat them with my messenger bag.

at the Kum and Go

Golden Commando?? That mean you pee’d your pants?

Saw this thought this:

“Mazdas SkyActive badge. Most have no idea what it means. It just means they cut weight every place they could which has nothing to do with the sky.”

The latest version of this tackiness? Branded puddle lights.

Really pleased that the ~1% of VW owners who seem to have failed basic economic principles (and probably most other life lessons) were not able to derail the settlement like they were trying last week.

I guess it’s Washington Redbris

I’d make a Washington Foreskins joke, but it doesn’t seem apropos, based on the photo.

Showing a mule a press event...is that a first? I assume this is intended to demonstrate that they’re serious and not just showing some kind of design study that will never be built, but it’s still an interesting call.

Resurrect this.