The term for professional fartist is “Flatulist” ...impress your friends ..with your knowledge (not your farts)

Oh, yay!

I’m sorry! I’m so ashamed! It’s not even a REAL truck!

Star for the My Cousin Vinny reference. I fucking love that movie. Used to watch it in my yute.

Orange Jello?

Carmen Jello?

Starred for “nuttier than squirrel shit.”

Huracan good. Hurricane bad.

Rudy’s been nuttier than squirrel shit for quite some time now.

You boys need anything while you’re here? Some reds? Yellows? Just got some purples in from Peru.

Mmmm... Jello....

That might be the funniest way I have ever heard Jalopnik pronounced. But that leads to way to many Bill Cosby jokes.

“Hello, yes, I work for Jello Picnic”

There will be oil paintings of Ivanka in a bikini in every room. Oil paintings are classy as f**k.

I just saw that in the NBC10 video. Yeah, doing something this dumb on either 76 or the Roosevelt Raceway seems like darwinism in action.

nd since it’s PA, it gets another regional name- Schuylkill Expy Sure-kill Distressway.

Why can’t we have more of this and less “scary clown” bullshit?

He’ll probably push for “Public-Private partnerships” featuring Monsanto and Archer Daniels Midland with a large gold archway and a mean guard dog sh*ts in the red cabbage.

“You know that painting of me I bought with donation money?.. Let’s hang that right here over the stairs...”