earlburner
EarlBurner
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The worst are the “Average Speed” cameras which check how long it takes to pass between two or more sets of cameras. There is no evading those ones. You can’t even hope that your plate is too dirty to read because they then just automatically send your picture to the local police department who has a car pull you over

They also have speed cameras in Europe.

The UK uses a shitload of unmarked Volvos, Focuses and Nissan trucks though. I mean a serious shitload. They even use rig cabs as unmarked police vehicles. You have more chance of meeting an unmarked police car on UK roads than a marked one.

Yet another example of how the American police view themselves as some kind of occupying military. Why does every police car need to be stealth? Why are we seeing more and more police cars labeled only with impossible-to-read retro-reflective decals on the side of the car matching the car’s paint color? Why do police

“stop trusting any and all Explorers”

Would that make the autonomous version affluence?

Available with a FAP engine.

They made an electric version, and I so wanted them to call it the e-fluence. Sadly, they did not.

I read this as Renault Flatulence and regret nothing.

#I’mOnlyTwelve

Q: When is a door not a door?

Maybe it drifts?

Form a jazz band called The Musical Chairs?

“Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”

I can’t wait for the Nismo version.

I love it

Damn, even the wildlife in Jersey is overly aggressive.

Do you often feel like deer are following you just waiting for their opportunity to come at you?

It’s quite......PUN-ishing

Too....many....PUNS!