As a retail worker, it isn’t about effing killing baby Jeebus with heathen resolve. It’s about the sheer number of holidays in an incredibly short period of time. I wait on 500-700 people a single shift. Every time I customize a departing wish of well being, it sticks, for months. Fourth of July, Mother’s Day, or…

But that 124 next to it......

Neutral: Would You Buy A Diesel Right Now?

Yep. That's what got me p.o.'ed. I'm losing trade-in or resale value because of what VW did. I'd like to be compensated for it.

No Santorum?

Or Powwwwwwaaarrrrr!!!1!!1!

My nipples is not where I typically get visceral reactions. Go a bit lower.

Just imagine, in 50 years this thing will be worth $10k!

Yeah, if he owned the company they’d go bankrupt.

I’m pretty sure that Ambolay Udeday is Latin for Lambo Dude.

Can you smell what my engine fire is cookin'??!!!

I quietly made a puking sound effect when I saw that. Try it. It’s fun.

Bonus points for being attached to a Connie!

This is the interior of a Maybach Zeppelin. That little dome is a perfume atomiser. That’s right. Maybach has it’s own designer-created perfume, and it’s own custom-designed perfume atomiser. Apparently the smell of exceedingly expensive leather and wood - and peasant tears - just isn’t enough.

Are those... swim platforms?

I think those are all of the examples.

Princes or better I say.

It was unstoppable because of brake fade.