earlburner
EarlBurner
earlburner

Either I didn’t see it in the comments or I was the only person unfortunate enough to have seen Pacific Rim. Giant bipedal robot suits that are controlled by two people mind-melding and strapping into what amounts to a full body rock-em sock-em robot game MUST be one of the weirdest forms of transportation.

For those who like a little sax while driving.

I’ve seen one of those bitch baskets in my time.

“Vat does this do?”

guy: “it sucks in air”

girl: “it’s definitely sucking”

Dunno, don’t remember. *hic*

Holy overhangs, batman!

So no testicle trauma in the new one then?

“Rick Santorum is, technically, still running for president”

Pretty sure it was James Brown who invented the sex machine, though.

Yeah, real sexy.

It’s getting hot in herrrrre (so hot!), so make your grills real big!

Your own Car.

Your own car.

“Do you want to remove your cat and get dirty” just took on a whole new meaning.

If that Audi V8 was pushed forward any more, it would be wearing the VW badge as a fan! Can anyone say “weight distribution?”

Anyone who supports air bagging a sports car needs to hand over their official card of good taste and functionality.

This has the potential to be a real turd.