I played a round at a friend’s club and was stalked for the entire round by a ranger with a tuck fetish. I’m pretty big (as in, I am fat), and even when I tuck my golf shirt in, it tends to come untucked when I bend over to read a putt, pick up my ball, etc. The club had a dress code (which I was observing) that…

This is a golf-poop story, so I figured Drew would like it:

If this story ended with the club membership director getting a visit from Whitey Bulger, then it’s the perfect story.

I have a “membership” to a golf and fitness club. I’m a novice golfer at best, but I play 2 or 3 of the courses a few times every summer since it’s free with a $20-a-month all-you-can-golf membership.

There was a rich guy who owned a Boston area construction company who had a house on the Country Club At Brookline when the Ryder Cup was there in 1999. The club wanted to extend a hole near his house so they offered to buy his house for double what it was worth. He said he would sell it for market price if they let…

I’d rather watch a reality show about the production crew working on an insane reality show.

Bootleg-hypnotize

Sometimes, people from production would stand outside your room, when you’d think that they didn’t know you were up. They’d whisper, “You have to get him back to Buckingham Palace. The Royal Family’s very upset. They’re not happy about the show. It’s this new thing they’ve never done before, and they’re trying to be…

Can we stop issuing articles at every funny Amy Schumer skit? We all watch the show. Just stop.

How was Doug Benson?

That’s what happens when you have a generation of people who think porn is a documentary.

They’re poor, dumbass.

At first I didn't agree with you, but, your use of all caps convinced me that I was wrong.

Yeah seems like Thailand is the go to place for racist white scumbags to live out their disgusting colonial fantasies.

::JazzHands opens his journal and dips his quill in a fresh pot of ink. He pauses, gazing out the small gray, foggy square of light from his single window, as if to collect his thoughts. He writes::

I starred your comment because the puns around here are generally pretty fucking terrible, although this one was better than most since it at least had some layers to it.

Leicester City has announced that the Pearson, Hopper, and Smith are to be suspended indefinitely, starting immediately. Team officials cited their own internal standards of professional conduct, which requires that all players film potentially embarrassing videos in landscape.

I’ve been a long time reader there as I have a friend who escaped from the Gothard cult & the more she told me, the more interested in that weirdness I became. When I found Vycki’s site & sent her there, it was a great place of catharsis & support for her. However, it became more a sort of trainwreck situation for…

It’s also because the ATI manual was probably written in the late 80’s. Or at least their artwork came from that time period. And since they don’t use the internet and are stuck inside a cult bubble, it’s obvious they don’t get to see what normal women look like.

gravity always wins.