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That doll was better than the prop in the movie.

I know its ridiculous, I just texted her asking for a picture so if I get a response I’ll post it I promise.

Now I’m wondering too. If you find out what happened to that fish, let minnow.

That, my friend, is the best “my body is ready” gif that has ever graced these pages. Oh my gods...I love the anger/passion/urgency in her face. I miss that ignorant slut.

If the car/fake baby owner actually loved their fake baby they never would have left it (her/him) in their car.

It was a pretty bad faux pas; I wonder if Obama let him skate?

Did this happen at twilight?

Is this fake baby in a car seat? ..... but ...... why?!?!?!

I bet it smelt really bad.

I’m sure it was just a fluke.

Can you blame it? I probably would.

Gawker’s charity is employing millenial bloggers with liberal arts degrees who would otherwise not be able to support themself...

It’s a tax write off if nothing else.

What charities or scholarships has Jezebel set up and funded?

“We’re better than this.”

[citation needed]

Why? Because I don’t feel sorry for people who can’t stop doing idiotic and dangerous things? I’m in my late twenties...I remember being his age and I didn’t play with guns.