75% of rich people are arrogant morons. 25% of them gave the other 75% money.

I really want to know what he does for a living. Or who died and gave that shitbag enough money to pay cash for glass seats

I may be a “carb face,” but at least I don’t design day-glo acid trip reject fabric sacks.

Can Amy co-host with Chris?

Can Amy co-host with Chris? Show improved 5000%

Damnit, just when I had managed to break free of the Bachelorette cycle. You watch ONE episode because Amy Schumer is on it, then you become invested in some of the contestants. Next thing you know, you’re not only watching the rest of THIS season, but you care about who becomes the Bachelor next season. I will not be…

Here is the transcript from the Bears after signing him. It was a joke then, but now it is downright pathetic.

I like that the one on the back right is stoic.

Uses a Jane Lynch .gif at appropriate times.

45. Writes self serving humblebrag posts on Jezebel and shows wife all the stars he got because he’s an awesome feminist.

This is like what I imagine Glenn Danzig would look like if he had been born a kangaroo.

I found this gem too :

I’m actually very impressed with TLC. They don’t mess around when the sexual abuse of a child is on the table General Mills advertising money is on the table. Well done!

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DON’T YOU KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO HAVE TO SMUGGLE DRUGS TO SURVIVE AND THEY CAN’T AFFORD PLANE TICKETS AND THEY CAN’T GO ON VACATIONS BECAUSE WHITE PRIVILEGE KEEPS THEM DOWN. IT IS ALL OUR FAULT, BUT NOT MINE ON AN INDIVIDUAL LEVEL BECAUSE I DON’T DO DRUGS AND MY VACATIONS INVOLVE WORKING FOR HABITAT…

I like your tactic of chirping everyone who doesn’t immediately jizz all over your articles. You should get a job running the Iron Sheik’s Twitter.

My first thought whenever I see one of these “we don’t fuck until marriage and we date the way god intended, with two or three adult family members in the room at all times” families going on about their virtue and purity and all that, this is all I can think. This kind of weird, embarrassing sexual exploration…

But look at this way; I’m sure most of these guys work like crazy, are rarely home, and don’t go on shopping sprees much themselves. That “bonus” is in addition to the housing, the food, the cars, etc. etc., that the wives also enjoy, and I’m guessing that at the end of the day they get more use out of the money than…