volume two is coming Monday and it’ll be a doozy.

“female” what? Otter? Meerkat? Weasel?

It has nothing to do with that. One rumor (even if denied by both parties) is enough to ruin a career.

Bye Felicia!

So first, that picture of Raven is great. Because she looks like an ass.

Indeed - I think he deserves it. Even if it’s a cross post from Gawker

THE PREVIEW FOR THAT SEX TAPE IS AMAZING AND HORRIBLE AND I HAVE WATCHED IT LIKE 32974 TIMES I CANNOT LOOK AWAY IT IS LIKE HUFFING SPRAY PAINT YOU KNOW YOU ARE KILLING BRAIN CELLS AND LOOK LIKE A PATHETIC LOSER FACE BUT LIKE.

Rudy 2.0 has gone off the rails.

can we have separate post for BB King??

That is one smug looking puss

All I imagine is Santa jizzing in order to make the slide down the chimney free of abrasion. Would that remove creosote buildup? Is Santa delivering presents and saving people money, local ordinance be damned?

Suddenly, a blatant sock puppet appears!

I can only read that word in Maude’s voice from The Big Lebowski

And let’s not forget the good old southern baptists. I too was told that I was not pregnant, so I went on about my regular life awaiting a period that was never going to come. Finally, (fortunately) I was able to see my regular doctor who was infuriated. Apparently, these “clinics” in my city are notorious for lying…

“I would eat the corn out of your shit”

personal fave.

but they do stress that they believe the most non-violent and least traumatizing choice for the mother is to carry to term.

And the horrible thing is that if there were a link between abortion and suicide, it would very likely be caused (to an extent) by the way organizations like this one make women feel like shit for having abortions. If I ended up pregnant and at a crisis pregnancy center, they would be very unlikely to talk me out of…

“I opened a velvet box on the table that appeared as though it contained jewelry; rather, it contained a collection of small plastic fetuses.”