OHHHH please show yourself out.................

Shailene Woodley: The poor man’s Jennifer Lawrence.

The Godfather? Bite your tongue. They’ll hear you.

They are going to put Shailene Woodley in this, aren’t they?

I BIND YOU, SONY, FROM DOING HARM. HARM AGAINST OUR TEENAGE SELVES AND HARM AGAINST YOURSELF.

For all the folks posting, “do the crime, do the time,” yes, the “time” itself IS the punishment. They are being punished by loss of freedom, loss of years of time with family, and loss of some of their rights forever. They’ll lose their job and money, and they’ll likely never have a decent job again. It’s unlikely…

Yeah, like try to survive homeless on the streets because your parents kicked you out of the house when you were a teenager for being LGBT+, or dealing with PTSD and other psychological issues with easier-to-get illegal substances! Instead, be privileged and shit!

That theory makes sense. Coryell County could only give me the most minimal case records on this (the indictment and the plea bargain document, basically, about three pages in all, and that took several weeks for them to locate). This is another snippet from the Times. Passion and her boyfriend picked up a hitchhiker…

This is the most ridiculous garbage statement I have ever read in my life and I hope you reread it and feel actual shame and disappointment in yourself.

Star accepted a plea bargain, copping to aggravated kidnapping in exchange for a 20-year sentence. She is scheduled for release in 2022. (According to the Times, her ex-boyfriend was released on parole in 2013. Star became eligible for parole in 2012.)

Good for you?

Art imitates life: the guy in the mirror is Cheney, who is standing behind GWB and offering instructions.

Death Becomes Her. Loved that movie’s dark humor.

All the showers in the world won’t wash that blood off your hands, buddy.

The only curiosity I have about KK? How will she deal with being 70. What was that Streep/Hawn movie? Death Becomes You?

Maybe he can pull a Tyler Perry and play all the Kardashians? I would watch the shit out of that movie!

I detect a distinct note of poop-shaming in this post. I thought you were better than this, Jez.

NYX is my cheap makeup holy grail.