I'm one of them. Most '80s pop makes my serotonin plummet.

Here's my "Best of 2000" playlist (I limited it to one track per artist):

Not true. "Incomplete" went to #1.

Believe it or not, "Thong Song" (a Billboard Hot 100 #3) is not his highest-charting solo song. That would be "Incomplete," which reached #1 but which no one remembers.

"I ejaculated my central nervous system, and she lit up like a pinball machine at Binion's!"

Magic Eye is a scam. So are phosphenes.

We're still men!

Exceptions: Dudewithswag, John Sakars, Pupinia Stewart.

But unlike "authentic" bagels, they taste good.

Her publicist's explanation: "She's a chameleon."

I recently heard a woman say, "It never gets under my goat."

Great fucking music year too.

"Move on a bitch" is a misquotation.

What's people's problem with multi-cam? I know it's conventionally uncool, I just don't know why.

I love ass movies.

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DesPICAble Me

How do you figure?

What a strange thing to say to a stranger.

Being cool with racism is so punk!