[requisite Jost apologia]

What guys? Trump dumpers?

"Exeunt me"? How many of you are there?

Actually, "Drops of Jupiter" is great. I checked.

"Smile" is insanely underrated.

The dirtiest look I've received came from the woman to whom I said, "One for Gigli, please."

I'll be lucky if I hit seven yoctoseconds.

It's great, but it isn't even the greatest scene in that episode.

Who says "the Bigfoot"?

Who Is Adolf Hitler and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Bigfoot?

Dead, you mean? That's pretty harsh.

I love the toroidal dinner rolls of my native California. After decades of being whined at about "authenticity," I finally tried a New York–style bagel, and it was so dense I broke a tooth. Tasted lousy too. #TeamInauthentic

Makes sense.

[requisite Jost apologia]

He's the youngest-looking ninety-year-old I've seen.

And his oily little smile.

*hawking crap

Not even the chair thinks that song is any good.

How is it not real? I just watched it.

I nominate Lilith Sternin.