I don't recommend paring genitalia.
Eamon Doyle
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"I Want You So Bad" by Eamon (who shares my last name too) is probably the least subtle selection on the attempting-to-win-someone-over CD-R mix I made in 2005.
*four-flushing
Jaleel "Urkel" White joins Bobby Moynihan's new sitcom
I use my real name and picture here. Why wouldn't I?
Huh? I haven't had any of these problems. What is everyone talking about?
"I Respect Your Feelings as a Woman and a Human."
"I Respect Your Feelings as a Woman and a Human" by Anal Cunt.
One of my favorite SongMeanings comments is this 2005 gem on the page for "Warmth": "this song is about a blow job! her giving it!"
This is as good a place as any to post "Gallant Is Aroused; Goofus Is Horny" by Dave Doty. Enjoy:
Recently I gave a Starbucks barista my last name (Americans tend to have trouble with my first). The cup came out with "Loyal" on it.
What's so bad about it?
Not lately :-(
You probably the type to eat an apple in one bite
Bizarre exchange in the YouTube comment section for the "I'll Be Your Everything" video:
She does a great Maria Bamford too.
[requisite Jost apologia]
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU