"A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again."

I like the short film Angry Unpaid Hooker better than the Tim pilot. Funnier ending, funnier pimp name, less filler.

All these years later, my dad and I regularly reenact the "Cook… Cook It Up" scene.

I'm glad I'm sexually illiterate. Being good at sex seems so exhausting.

"Nation Delighted By Rich Ass Who Fires People."

Americans have short-ass memories. Not everyone needs to be Marilu Henner, but come the fuck on.

Oh, I didn't do it. But I coulda.

THAT [CLAP] IS [CLAP] NOT [CLAP] WHAT [CLAP] NOTORIETY [CLAP] MEANS.

There was no one at my screening of The Brothers Grimsby to stop me from peeing into my empty soda cup.

There should be a Hungarian laxative called Pudabest.

Aussie what you did there.

Wasn't that Seth Rogen?

"…No, that's cruel. Just take a teensy piece."

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I mean, I like "No Surprises" fine. But rock it ain't.

I think you missed the joke.

*consternation

Radiohead’s “No Surprises,” which is commonly considered a rock song

"There were a couple of choice toilets, but you would often sit down and it would still be warm from the previous person."