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Eamon Doyle
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It's also the onomatopoeia of eating cock.

As a native San Franciscan, I can avouch that we eat a lot more cock than Rice-A-Roni.

Don't read the comments on the trailer on YouTube.

With your taint?

What the heck were you doing to those car parts?!

I mean, I know they exist, but you'd think I'd've seen one in the flesh in my 31.6 years.

So far for me the existence of Juggalos is wholly anecdotal.

He already won an Emmy for Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy for King of Queens back in 2003

They've been pulling this "winner of nominations" shit for like five years. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised to hear "From the medium that brought you Citizen Kane."

[requisite Jost apologia]

And the entirety of Kate Winslet's appearance.

They are occasionally useful. When they timestamp the tracks on an album upload, for example.

Okay, thanks. As a wizen thirty-one-year-old, I'm out of the loop.

I'm very confused by this one:

I just listened to it. Is "One Week" supposed to be a meme?

Ha!

"Yes, he did say that it is gross to watch gay people eat pasta—because he wants them to eat healthy foods."

I alone can fix it!

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